♀Friend: I like it when a guy just…grabs me and pushes me against the wall and kisses me hard! Guys don’t do that anymore.
Me: because according feminists, that’s rape.
♀Friend: Fuck that! That’s called being passionate!
Me: well, you can thank your feminazi sistern for that. They and the overzealous and profit-driven judicial system will count anytime a man touches a woman as rape.
♀Friend: Haha! This coming from the guy who says “I like a little struggle?”
Me: Hey! [Mrs. Basement] likes it too!