AWKCON III: Condoms

the-dark-basement:

friend: we’re using comdoms, but-

Me (interrupting): stop right there. Condoms are a lie.

friend: what? How?

Me: man was meant to cum inside a woman. She’s meant to be bred like a prize mare. Sex isn’t sex unless she’s been cum in and/or on.

friend: but I don’t want to get pregnant.

Me: birth control. [Your husband] deserves to be a man, let him.

I said all this in front of a lot of people around a fire pit at a party…her husband was one of them.

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