I’ve been scrolling through your blog for hours, absolutely dripping wet. Thank you for helping me realize that I am nothing but a worthless piece of rapemeat and that my only true purpose in life is to service men. Yes, thanks to your blog I am a better woman.

Glad to hear it, Sweetie. I’ve reserved a cell in the dark basement for you, right in between the kidnapped club slut and the voluptuous secretary 😉